mememaster:

Like 10 sand maybe 11

many sand

mememaster:

Like 10 sand maybe 11

many sand

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nevergrowupinwonderland:

dreamerofdisney:

disney-lostgirl:

BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED

This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect. 

This is actually making me cry. Bless this post. 

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popculturebrain:

But wait, there’s more. | Empire

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

poisondancer:
I ALMOST  FORGOT
ON MY BIRTHDAY WE WENT TO A TEPPANYAKI RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COOK IN FRONT OF U
AND AFTER HE FINISHED COOKING OUR CHEF WAS LIKE
“I have a tiny… little, chef that tells me what to do”
AND PULLS OUT A REMY FIGURINE THING OUT OF HIS HAT
HE WAS WEARING THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME AND IT HAD A RAT IN IT
FOR LIKE
HALF AN HOUR
HOLY SHIT


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the-absolute-funniest-posts:

poisondancer:

I ALMOST  FORGOT

ON MY BIRTHDAY WE WENT TO A TEPPANYAKI RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COOK IN FRONT OF U

AND AFTER HE FINISHED COOKING OUR CHEF WAS LIKE

“I have a tiny… little, chef that tells me what to do”

AND PULLS OUT A REMY FIGURINE THING OUT OF HIS HAT

HE WAS WEARING THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME AND IT HAD A RAT IN IT

FOR LIKE

HALF AN HOUR

HOLY SHIT

This post has been featured on a 1000notes.com blog.

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tsarcasm:

where do they keep finding these people

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