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BUT ACTUALLY I JUST DIED
This should be on every dash. It’s so perfect.
This is actually making me cry. Bless this post.
(Source: quarteralert, via tripledoublee)
I ALMOST FORGOT
ON MY BIRTHDAY WE WENT TO A TEPPANYAKI RESTAURANT WHERE THEY COOK IN FRONT OF U
AND AFTER HE FINISHED COOKING OUR CHEF WAS LIKE
“I have a tiny… little, chef that tells me what to do”
AND PULLS OUT A REMY FIGURINE THING OUT OF HIS HAT
HE WAS WEARING THE HAT THE WHOLE TIME AND IT HAD A RAT IN IT
FOR LIKE
HALF AN HOUR
HOLY SHIT
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(Source: recon-jaeger)